Wednesday, December 9, 2009

food for thought?

I'm sitting on my couch Indian style with my computer on my lap, and I have all these emotions and thoughts pumping through me. The only problem is that they're moving entirely too fast for me to catch. I had every intention of sitting down and writing the next great piece of literary wonder. People would read it and laugh and cry and between sobs or chuckles, gasp, "oh Skelly...she's a literary genius". Instead I'm eating Raisin Bran Extra pretending that it's actually good. But really, who are we kidding, Raisin Bran is a boring cereal, preferred by prematurely balding men in their late 30s and housewives between the ironing and the vacuuming. I'm thinking that the averageness of this breakfast food is seeping into my brain and affecting my ability to produce worthy thoughts. Tomorrow I am only eating exciting, thought-provoking, intelligent, chatty foods. I'll let you know when I figure out what that is.

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